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CNN Host to NASA: Seriously, Is The World Ending In 2012?
CNN is not about opinions, they’re about news. So listen, NASA, there’s this movie out about the world coming to an end in 2012, and we know you’ve been out trying to debunk this possibility. But we...
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This Exists: End of Days Timeshares in Booming Underground Shelter Industry!
Disclaimer: I’ve lived the majority of my life in the post-Cold War world and, consequently, find it difficult to see the inanities of that era’s fear-mongering marketing ploys as anything but silly....
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Armageddon Moves To Maryland: Two Million Dead Fish Found In Chesapeake Bay
And, so, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse continued their fun tour of the United States. They’ve left the midwest and have now headed to the East Coast as folks in Maryland discovered two million...
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Lawrence O’Donnell Courts Glenn Beck Viewers With Definitive Answer On The...
The nuclear emergency currently underway in Japan as a result of last week’s deadly earthquake is some scary stuff– scary enough to make some pundits (ahem, Glenn Beck) wonder aloud whether this is the...
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This Exists: UK Man Asks City Council For Details On Emergency Plans In Event...
A “concerned citizen” in the UK has gone to his city council to demand answers. Sounds pretty fair so far. What’s he holding elected officials feet to the fire about? The inevitable zombie apocalypse,...
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If 2012 Is The Year Civilization Ends, It’s Going To Need To Work Hard To...
As we enter the new year, the most important question on people’s mind is whether or not the world will officially end as we know it by next December. But let’s face it, if 2012 is really going to...
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Up-rage 2: Electric Boogaloo – Chris Hayes Guest Jeremy Scahill Calls...
Last Sunday, Up with Chris Hayes host Chris Hayes ignited significant outrage with his musings about the word “heroes.” This morning, Up panelist and national security reporter for The Nation Jeremy...
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Zombie Watch: ‘Face-Eating’ Man Did Not Actually Swallow Flesh, Gloria Allred...
We may all be back to focusing on more serious news, like politics, the economy and those photos of Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor, but who are we kidding? All anyone cares about now is the next step in...
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In the Event of Apocalypse, This Is the Last Video CNN Will Ever Play
Hello, we’re going to freak you out with this video unearthed by Jalopnik, which CNN plans on playing before they sign off the airwaves at the end of the world. Back in the 1980’s, when nuclear...
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Mormon Church: Stop Freaking Out About Sunday’s ‘Blood Moon’
On Sunday night, what National Geographic dubs a “rare super blood moon total eclipse” will coincide with the recent fall equinox, which traditionally signals the end of summer in the northern...
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Decoding This Morning’s Apocalyptic Drudge Headline
Has Matt Drudge stumbled upon the Mayan code for the rumored upcoming 2012 apocalypse? A quick click on this morning’s Drudge Report might lead you to think so. (Plus, if there was such a code, Drudge...
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WATCH: Climate Protesters Have ANOTHER Viral Tantrum, This Time With Monet...
Screenshot via Twitter. Here we go again. Anyone who’s ever been around a toddler understands that if you respond to the tantrum with a reward — by giving them the toy or cookie or whatever they’re...
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Snopes Changes Rating From ‘True’ to ‘False’ on Rumor Musk Was Somehow to...
Fact-checking website Snopes changed a rating from “True” to “Unproven” to “False” over the course of a day, in an article about Elon Musk and the Starlink satellite system being a factor in the...
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